Not Enough Sage Tote

For when you’ve burned through every stick of sage in an attempt to cleanse your chaotic energy, but the universe still keeps throwing curveballs. This black tote bag, featuring a crystal and sage design, perfectly sums up the feeling of being way past the point of spiritual fixes.

Carry it with you as a daily reminder that no amount of sage or good vibes can save you from the utter nonsense life throws your way. It’s practical, sarcastic, and just the right amount of witchy — because let’s face it, some days, you need more than sage to survive.